"A comic of adorably skewwhiff charm"The Times
At a glance.
What
Where
Theatre Royal
Booking Opens
04/06/2026 00:00
When
7:30pm
Tickets From
£20
Approx Run Time
1hr 50min
Age Restriction
14+
Ticket prices shown are inclusive of levies and fees.
Introducing...
Having roamed across the UK and IRE with his stand-up show “The Bench”, Mike is taking his “magical mystery tour de force” (Mail On Sunday) out for another airing in 2027. Does a bench of some sort feature prominently in the show? Undeniably. Does the audience need to have, at any time, given two hoots about benches? Certainly not. Come one come all (excludes stormy petrels).
As seen on Taskmaster, Man Down and Junior Taskmaster. As heard on Three Bean Salad podcast.
“deliciously distinctive fun… The story of Wozniak might be the shaggiest of shaggy dog stories you will ever hear” The Evening Standard
“Wozniak has a talent for [the] slightly absurd… a charming storyteller with a splash of the surreal” The I Paper
“Wozniak is extremely funny” Beyond The Joke
Booking opens: 04/06/2026 00:00
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