★★★★★ Exuberant slapstick silliness and great fun for the whole familyMumsnet

About the event

The seventeenth century has never been so silly!

Chaos, mayhem and stupidity reign supreme as children’s comedy trio the Three Half Pints swish their swords, buff their boots and flourish their feathers in their most ridiculous adventure yet!

Will they defeat the dastardly evil-doers? Will they save the damsel in distress? Will they actually read the book before writing the show?

Fresh from Justin’s House and Spot Bots, join the CBeebies’ favourites in a hilarious new slapstick adventure of chivalry, swordplay and suddenly falling over.

Perfect for families with children aged 5 plus.

“high jinks come thick and fast .. hilarity to the point of exhaustion”  The Stage

The Three Half Pints write and perform as the Odd Bods on the CBeebies show “Spot Bots” and also write for the channel’s “Justin’s House” and “Swashbuckle” programmes.


Ticket holders can join the cast of The Three Musketeers as they teach you how to perform safe stage slapstick, including how to slip, trip and tumble, all in the name of making people giggle.

There are two workshops available to book:

  • Workshop 1: 12.30pm (20 spaces available)
  • Workshop 2: 3.45pm (20 spaces available)

There is a 1p ticket price for the workshops, this is completely discounted when booked with a ticket to the main performance of The Three Musketeers. A valid performance ticket is mandatory for all workshop participants and all tickets must be booked at the same time.

Click here to book a place on one of our workshops