Stand up GoldThe Guardian

About the event

Citizens  of  Hope  and  Glory!  Our  new  tomorrow  beckons.  A  new  tomorrow  that  smells  reassuringly  of  yesterday,  but  with  wifi.  One  last  heave  and  we  will  be  there.  And  when  the  going  gets  tough  the  tough  get  going.

Although  the  going  won’t  get  tough  and  anyone  who  tells  you  it  is  going  to  be  tough  is  lying.

Come  join  me  to  marvel  at  the  majesty  of  our  green  and  pleasant  land. A  land just off the coast of France, except now it feels a little bit further away.

Join me  to  step  backwards  into  the  future.  


‘A supremely polished performer’ ★★★★★ – Mail on Sunday

‘Wickedly witty Stuff’ ★★★★ – The Telegraph

Pre-Show Dining at Rutley's Bistro

Book a 2 course meal at only £18.95 and 3 courses at £21.95

Located on our Dress Circle level, Rutley’s Bistro is open for freshly ground coffee and a selection of teas, as well as freshly produced lunch and pre-theatre dinner. Enjoy great service and superb locally sourced food.

With a 2 course meal at only £18.95 and 3 courses at £21.95, it’s great way to start your evening at the theatre.

Click here to view Rutleys Bistro’s Pre-Theatre Dinner Menu

Click here to book online. Or you can contact Rutley’s Bistro at or call 02392 778993.